a swift one: A Swift One

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

A Swift One

If you are lucky enough to be able to get Mallinson's beer, one of the new brews in the range, our very own 'A Swift One', will be available soon.

To read all about it, why and how it was brewed etc, check this out. It's all there - hope you enjoy.

Update: Sam will have it on at the Star this week!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...: Will be on here at The Star this week!; 7 July 2009 10:00
Anonymous said...: I dare say a hastily arranged editorial meeting is called for - possibly at the Star?!; 7 July 2009 16:07
Anonymous said...: Delivered today!!! So hopefully will be on soon :) Tara; 7 July 2009 17:38
Leigh said...: ah mate what a great idea! I can get mallinsons at Foleys but doubt this will make it over - wonderful work! Bravo.; 7 July 2009 19:08
Anonymous said...: Sorry all gone! But we do have another couple of great beers from Mallinsons 'Leg Before' & Cascade.
Also some extra special ones for our festival next week!
Sam & Folly x; 10 July 2009 00:30
bigrik1984 said...: anyone realise there is a beer fest on at the rose & crown, thurstonland this weekend ? 40+ ales, many never before seen in yorkshire, live bands, hogroast and a free bus service from the grove. landlord is the originator of monkeyfest; 13 July 2009 14:40
Will said...: Thanks for the info bigrik1984 - we were hoping to get a poster on here along with the Star's early this week but still waiting at the moment. Looking forward to this one very much. Cheers.; 13 July 2009 14:54

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I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.–Frank Sinatra

The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober.–William Butler Yeats

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Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.–Catherine Zandonella

Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.–Ambrose Bierce

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.–Anonymous

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A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
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Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.–Anonymous

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.–Henry Youngman

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Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.–Winston Churchill

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